JoKeS!!!!!!

5 Chinese Chu Bu Hu Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US ..........
In order to get a visa they had to adapt their names to American standards.........
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Bt Fu and Su decided to stay in China......
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.......
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Two Beggers meet n Two Software Engineers meet..
Both asked the same Question to Each other.!.
Guess What???....
So? Which Platform are you Working on.!
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Interviewer: Why should you be Appointed?Can you do anything that others cannot.?
Candidate: Yes.
Interviewer: Wat?
Candidate: I CAN READ MY HANDWRITING!!!
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Birth, Death comes once in life..Love comes once in life..Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..
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A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!
Client: Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?Lawyer: Yes it is, and what’s your third question?
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A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me … They must be gods!
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me … I must be a god!
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head...

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