smtg?

2day my fren was tokin bout smtg 2 my another fren.. den he told me wat he was tokin... he told dat he can find anytin he want in "google.com" (-.-...) so i asked him hey my english form 2 text book missing can find arh? he was lyk dunno wat 2 say d...

n he sang a song 2 day "twinkle twinkle" listen 2 his version:-

"twinkle twinkle little star, you should noe wat u r, n once u noe wat u r, mental hospital is not so far..." [-.-...]

n he even sang 2 more.. here it goes..

"dreams make everyting possible, hope make all things work, love makes all ting beautiful, smile makes all above beautiful.... So, brush ur teeth everyday..." [1st it was kinda nice 2 hear but den in de end....???]

den de laz one...:
"scientists are trying 2 figure out how long a person can live wifout brain, they r doin researches 4 dat.. make their job easy, plz tell dem ur age" [-.-.....]