LOVE n MARRIDGE

A student ask a
teacher, "what is
love?"

The teacher said, "in order to answer
your question, go to the padi
field and choose the biggest padi and
come back. But the rule is: you can
go through them only once and cannot
turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, go thru
first row, he saw one big
padi,but he wonders....may be there is
a bigger one later. Then he saw
another bigger one... but may be there
is a even bigger one waiting for
him.

L ater, when he finished more than half
of the padi field, he start to
realise that the padi is not as big as
the previous one he saw, he
know he has missed the biggest one,
and he regreted !!!! So, he
ended up went back to the teacher with
empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is
love... you keep looking for a
better one, but when later you
realise, you have already miss the
person....""What is marriage then?" the student
asked.
The teacher said, "in order to answer
your question, go to the corn
field and choose the biggest corn and
come back. But the rule is: you can
go through them only once and cannot
turn back to pick." The student went
to the corn field, this time he is
careful not to repeat the previous
mistake, when he reach the middle of
the field, he has picked one medium
corn that he feel satisfy, and come
back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you
bring back a corn.... you look
for one that is just nice, and you
have faith and believe this is the best
one you get.... this is marriage."

** Problem does not occur to break the
relationship. . There will be a unseen
love behind every circumtances... It is
the chance for us to understand that
love is so precious..
**Neve r undervalue the love or the
person who u love..
**Don't ever hurt a person who love
you.. Because, "to the world you might
be someone.. . But to someone you might
be the world..."

A Narrow Escape!!!

today morning a incident hapen wich almost wanted 2 take my "FATHERS'S DAY" opportunity off....... it hapened like dis i n owen was searching 4 leon maksim n kou hei...... v found dem beside de futsall court v went dere..... den a primary boy came his name was andrew he was punching my shoulder din i said to punch my fist...... he did as wat i told while he was punching i was getting bored n i was talking to owen suddenly!!! he gave a hard punch 2 my GROIN!!!( bt it actually didn't hit dere my luck ) i was sufering in pain den later i felt nothin....... if he juz had punch a bit lower seriously I'm dead n i could't celebrate "FatHers Day" anymore for me........ kind of my lucky escape..... I did not even own him anythin to hit me like dat......... pity me..........

k 2 day ECA i played chess wif maksim i won...... den i played checkers wif him damm it!!! it was suicidal 2 play wif him guess wat i lost........hehehe

Juz An Ordinary Boring Day!!!!!!

Today was juz borin!! we had nothin 2 do.......... after break it was P.Seni bt DE teacher went somewere else....... For dat mrs.tan came she had 2 came 2 our class n she had 2 arrange de desk n chair in our class......(like it was her class!!!!!!!!!) errrrrgh!! n she gave us more work as usual... after lunch we had to read out de bm thinggy in front of de class.. after dat it was mr.eng's lesson it was going on as usual den finally he gt angry wif our class b'coz of de noise v were making n de whole class had 2 stand out as usual!!! hehehe oh ya I almost 4got something........ leon lost his pen again....hehehe

ROMANTIC DAY!!!!!

2day was a romantic day nt 4 me bt 4 leon n jsy.....dis happen after lunch jay gave a box wif ribbons on it...... Leon looked at de box n asked y????? Jay juz told 2 open it.........wen he open it dere was something inside (i do not wish to say wat is it) den he refused to xcept dat ting.. every1 tried to make him keep tat STUFF...... den owen decided 2 pt de ring in his bag without letting him noe.....bt somehw leon noes dat owen had pt de ring in his bag..... later he stll refused 2 xcept it dn finally he made de choice he took de STUFF n gave it 2 jay (dat's wat he told me).......

wat ur name says bout u???

A : You are hot.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to eat.
E : You like to play with cat.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : Easy to be with.
J : People Adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.
O : Easy to fall in love with.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : You're loyal to those you love.
S : Damn crazy.
T : Awesome kisser.
U : You really like to chill.
V : Awesome in bed.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You love sports.
Y : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z : Always ready.

JOKES!!!

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon:No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son :That's why I say she's no good!
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Manager :Sorry, but I can't give u a job.I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact, I'm just the right person
in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!
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Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."
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"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are
the only child?" "She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

JOKES!!!

Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal is a sick eagle."
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Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24
hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be
worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient : What happened?
Doctor : Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would
you like to hear first?
Patient : Well... The bad news first ...
Doctor : Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both
of them.
Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a
very good offer on your slippers.
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Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

CHINA

A man went on business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen if this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refuse to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China . We read from the right to the left.

Boss Kidnapped !!!!!!What 2 do???

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in
loud discussions during office time.....

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened
to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for RM.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

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"About 1 litre."

17 signs u love some1

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.

SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late
at night and they hang up, you still
miss them even when it was just two
minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and Ims Over and
over again.

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with
them.

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart
beats faster but slower at the same
time.

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see
the
other people around you, you just see
him/her.

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while
thinking about them.

SEVEN:
They're all you think about.

SIX:
You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when
you're looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them!

THREE:
While reading this, there was one
person
on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that
person, you didnt notice number twelve
was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now
silently laughing at yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH........

Late!

Guess wat time i came 4m skul 2day........(8.00p.m.) very EARLY huh....... I had 2 go to KL 2 visit my grandma... She is admit in dere therefore I had to pay a visit..... she will b alright..... 2day was olso a boring life in skul as usual...... Yesterdat I promised to write a cd wich was recorded on her b'day bt unfortunately i can't do it b'coz I hav some software problem... 2day our group had juz finised de karangan wich was told by teacher to do bt v still hav to memorise it emmm.......

today jokes

wat is bravery........? coming home late at night in frend's bike and mom waiting outside wif broom stick to beat u.... u ask "hi mummy still cleaning house?".........

"so many girls wrote love letters....... but all of dem send d 1st letter to me... Think hw handsom am i!!!!!" -said by "DUST BIN".........

PN.LYN B'DAY!!!!

today was pn.lyn b'day I told u right as v hav planned v ordered pizza for her....... dere4 FLAVIA n vinitra ordered de pizza during P.Seni.... but de pizza's were delivered early den v expected......... they kept it in de workers room.... wen it was lunch time v prepared it was my burfday so v all invited pn.lyn for dat every1 sang de b'day song n in de end all of us told pn.lyn name she was shocked..... n stopped for a while!!!!!!!!! den she took de pizza n she was very hapi bout it!!!!!!

my birf day!

today was a heck of a day it was nice bt kind ya sad 4 me b'coz my grandma is not feeling well ah she will b 5n.......... 2 was my BELATED b'day every1 wished me 1st FLAVIA wished n de others as so on........2morrow is PN.LYN b'day v r gonna celebrate as v planned as earlier on!!! so let's hope dere isn't any SPOTCHEACK 2molo b'coz i wanna bring my phone!!!!!!!

MY B'Day

2day my frends made a decision to complain bout mrs.kamatchi 2 mr.ang...... they were discussing from morning to afternoon..... at de ladt lesson every1 was prepare 2 go to mr.ang's room to complain....she came 2 our class n de lessons were as usual..... n she was shouting as usual....... n moreover she even shouted n yelled at me 4 no reason....... I was very angry i felt like slaping at her....... den 1 by 1 asked de teacher permission to go 2 de toilet...(actually they wanted to go 2 de mr.ang room)bt she neva let any1 2 go.......den she let eu jin went 1st den FLAVIA went n de others followed but de teacher thought they were goin 2 de toilet....den she suspected wen every1 came she yelled and asked were dey went they told de teacher they were discussing bout my b'day I was kinda shocked de teacher oso believed...... bt wen dey went dere mr.ang told dem to c him 2molo... every1 was discussing dat my b'day is 2molo (bt actually it is not) n I m gonna celebrate ma b'day!!!!!!! wish me hapi b'day!!!

$RM50$

taday i had a futsal match (a bet match) it was a vrey tough match 2day.... de match started at 5.00 till 7.00(P.M).... per team had 9 players n decided 2 hav a bet match RM50 per person... de match was started every1 took their positions n i was de goal keeper!! it was a vey tough match our team tried to score but they were able to catch de balls.... they themselves tried to score i managed to defen it... no 1 scored till de half time... den v xchnge de courts... finally one of my teamates cousin brother) scored a goal!! v were happy at dat moment..... later on some1 4m their team scored a goal oso... after dat i had a chance n i oso scored a GOAL!!! wen it was almost time my teamates scored a goal!! den de time was over v won dem 3-1 n each of us won RM50 n v were so happy eventough our body was in terrible pain! V bought some soft drinks n snacks n enjoyed ourselves!!

same school

2day dere was a replacement class in school it was veryyyyyyy!! DAMN boring 3 of de students neva turn up 2day neva mind bt v didn't had much lessons juz do our own work de arts teacher neva oso dere 4 pn.indra was de replacement teacher 4 her...... it was very quiet in our class wen de teacher came den slowly nelson started to make noise de teacher noticed him and called him out he blamed on wai loon dat he was de 1 who make noise den de teacher punished de both of dem........ juz all notin interesting happened!!!!!

return

finally!!!!!!! I hav my internet connection.......... it did took a long time to blog..... ah neva mind 2 day was a boring day in school b'coz of KEMAHIRAN HIDUP!!!!!!! mrs.Tan was shouting amd bla bla blaing it was juz dame bored den i taught of sometin i told nelson to disturb wai loon there4 atleast v could enjai ourselves other den feeling sleepy...... as i told, nelson disturbed wai loon den he got angry every1 was lookin at him xcept some nelson quickly blamed on wai loon dat he distubed him, n teacher oso believed it de teacher scolded him, all of us laughed but de teacher neva knew dat nelson was de one who did it!!! he repeated it again n again!!!!!!!!